This is for you Michelle!

Back in the day when my best friend from high school Michelle and I were walking home from school we came up with this very funny song that we made up on our walk home. I can’t even begin to tell you what we were thinking or how we came up with all the words to this bizarre song but we both still know the words and here it is!

Hannah Banana, Dilly, Slippy, Sloppy, Fightey Joshey, Ali, Mickey, Chrissie, Bethy, Erin, Slimey so f*cka youie. Meatball ice cream, exclamation point, disco boogie, poopie on the looey and you’re a mama lushi so don’t do the ah! I LIKE IT! BOHUNK! Zestfully clean! You’re not fully clean unless you’re zestfully clean! Stirb! Don’t move!!